Cartman needs to release a covers album.
PS: “California Love” is his best cover
I like to think that Freddy did more for me when it came to drug awareness then DARE.
PS: And he never even forced me to sign a sheet of paper about saying no to drugs.
As a heavy smoker, I used to wonder what the hell happened to the horrible asthma I had as a child. It was so bad that my mom convinced me that I would die if I ever smoked (with that said, I proved that chick wrong). Anyway, after researching cat allergies (because I fucking have it), comes to find out that one of the symptoms is asthma. And as a child, I was always around my grandfather’s cat, Taku-chan,because we were bros. And sure enough, all my serious asthma attacks happened in Japan… One plus one equals THAT MOTHERFUCKER TRIED TO KILL ME.
PS: I still love him though… and I wish I could had been there to help him fight off the gang of punk ass cats who jumped him in the alley… RIP Taku (you two faced motherfucker).
I really shouldn’t post this because it’s still fucking disgusting to me…
PS: And this is literally why I didn’t start eating sausage pizza until I got into high school.
My favorite horror movie victim. He went out swinging and even called Jason a motherfucker to his face with no hint of fear. RIP Julius!
As a kid, I really wanted to bone this zombie despite all the possible negative outcomes.